jon-snow:

JON SNOW

“The blood of the First Men still flows in the veins of the Starks, and we hold to the belief that the man who passes the sentence should swing the sword. If you would take a man’s life, you owe it to him to look into his eyes and hear his final words.”

mirkwoodling:

requested by thewonderingwillow

drunkenwords:

Supernatural One-Liners Seasons 1 through 8

beautifullies12:

this may be one of truest posts I’ve ever seen

mataring:

i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen

harperhug:

What if Logos Told the Truth? 

A series by Viktor Hertz.  

This started off hilarious and ended up putting tears in my eyes.

princessaryastark:

I don’t think it works that way child.

fuckedupdotcom:

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

wow fuck both of you.

flockas:

plasmaterial:

i knew this kid in middle school who ate hot dogs sideways because he was that homophobic

he’s probably gay and suppressing it so hard like damn son how a good ass hotdog got you thinkin bout a dick

hunkules:

hunkules:

I wish you could find someone you like on the inside and then put them in a machine so they come out hot

wait

po-op:

this tweet alone has restored my faith in Amanda Bynes.